Poor Geoffrey The Giraffe.

He got into a wrestling ring and was taken out by his arch nemesis, AN AMAZON BOX!! Yes, you read that correctly, an Amazon box took out the icon of "Toys R Us."

I think you know the story by now, "Toys R Us" stores have closed around the country and many are saying that the chain just couldn't compete with online stores like Amazon. Thus, the score is now Amazon-2 and Toys R Us-0

The match happened in Flordia and Geoffrey was part of a 30-man battle royal. Needless to say, he lost---Again!

There's just so meaning behind all of this and really good creative writing by the producers of the show.

 

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