This is why I have trust issues. If you can't trust a statue or a cowboy or even worse a statue of a cowboy to be true to its word then just who can you trust?

This is from The Bronze Cowboy's YouTube Channel and I guess this ol' Hombre just enjoys watching people soil themselves. Although, I have to admit his costume and acting abilities are impeccable. The Bronze Cowboy is based in Scottsdale Arizona and he doesn't just surprise little girls. He surprises everybody.

I believe these living statues are the reason I no longer frequent Bourbon Street in New Orleans. I am still apologizing to one New Orleans performer who was dressed as Bacchus and spooked me so bad I punched him in the twig and berries and I am not talking about grapes. But, you could hear the whine for several blocks.