11 Of The Best #MyKidisWeird Tweets Ever
As a parent, there is a sneaking suspicion that gets confirmed with every day that your offspring roams the planet. That suspicion? Your kid is weird. Hell, they are all weird. When we were kids our parents thought we were strange.
Obviously, parents on the social media network Twitter agree with that fundament statement on strange kid behavior. Here are some of my favorite tweets from #mykidisweird.
Told my 6 yr old daughter she can chose any drink on the plane.She asked the flight attendant, "May I have a Bud Light please" #MyKidIsWeird
— Mia Kary (@mialynnkary) April 1, 2016
5 year old was rocking out with an unplugged Guitar Hero guitar.
Her heavy metal lyrics?
"I won't be careful!!"#mykidisweird
— Nicci (@07_niccitredup) June 4, 2018
My son wanted to try my calamari, bit into it and yelled, ‘This one has a rubber band inside!!’ #MyKidIsWeird
— Nonowantsit (@nonowantsit) June 12, 2018
1 time in church my 3 yr old son was misbehaving and while carrying him outside he yelled out to the congregation "pray for me!#MyKidIsWeird
— Elda Palma-Fierro (@eldapalmafierro) April 1, 2016
— Katey (@kstream21) May 2, 2016
After he farted I asked my 4yo if he had to go poop. He said "it's not ready to come out yet, the poop just wanted to say hi" #MyKidIsWeird
— Natalee Watkins (@NataleeJWatkins) April 13, 2016
My daughter constantly plays with her phone, when asked who she's talking to she says "it's Jake, from State Farm" #MyKidIsWeird
— Josh Lay (@JoshLay198) April 8, 2016
I was laughing at these weird kid tweets and noticed my 6 year old washing a stick of butter in the bathroom sink #MyKidIsWeird
— sadly, sad. (@HarstonDarlene) April 27, 2016
My son is dipping apple slices in ketchup and eating them.#MyKidIsWeird
— Mo Mo (@molratty) August 25, 2017