If Lafayette Streets Could Talk, This Is What They’d Say To You
Every day as we travel the roads of Lafayette we see bad driving. I'm not saying I'm the best driver in town, but I do everything I can to follow traffic laws. It got me thinking...imagine all of the bad driving Lafayette streets could tell us about if they could talk?
"Drivers, drivers...leave a little space for Jesus please...thank you."
"Hey everybody, guess what? There are actually OTHER ROADS YOU CAN TAKE. And yes, I do smell that."
"I know this is going to come as a shock to you, but the speed limit is actually 35 mph."
"I know you're busier and more important than everyone else on the road, but my turning lanes are not here for you to accelerate past traffic."
"Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor."
"I was roundabout when roundabout wasn't cool...and you're still doing it wrong."
"Blinkers people, blinkers. It's not a courtesy, it's not a suggestion. It's the law. Why aren't you using them?!?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, and watch your mouth, there's kids in the car people!"