Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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The Internet Reacts to the Government Shutdown
Congress couldn't get it together enough to agree on something, and now foreign tourists are going to miss their one chance to see the Statue of Liberty. The government has shut down (mostly)!
11 Cringe-Inducing Halloween Costume Fails
If your Halloween costume isn't coming along exactly the way you planned, don't feel bad -- at least you aren't any of these horrible Halloween fails.
Marching Band Fail Creates Massive Tuba Pile-Up
The problem with having your sousaphone players march backwards is that if one goes down, they all go down. A fact clearly evidenced by this video of seven marching band players piling one on top of the other during a halftime show.
Woman Quits Job in Best Possible Way With 4AM Dance Video
Tired of a boss who puts quantity over quality, this woman decided to finally express herself...by quitting via dance video.
GoPro Video of Fireman Rescuing Kitten WILL Make You Cry
If you're looking for a catalyst to provide you with a nice, end-of-workweek tear-fest, look no further than this video of a fireman rescuing a kitten. Seriously. You will cry. If you don't cry, please share your stony ways with us, because we embarrassed ourselves in the office watching this video...
Couple’s Awesome Engagement Photos Are a Cinematic Delight
We're not sure what decade you're living in, but unless you're using Photoshop to radically alter your engagement photos, you're never going to get internet famous from a bunch of pictures. NEVER!
11 Amazing Facts About the Authors of Your Favorite Children’s Books
From champion beaglers to real-life James Bonds, the stories behind these authors are equally as fascinating the books they wrote.
Zach Galifianakis Takes Justin Bieber ‘Between Two Ferns,’ Spanks Him
In the funniest 'Between Two Ferns' in quite some time, Zach Galifianakis takes on Justin Bieber, and gets him to confess he wants to be a time traveler.