I'm just an average man with an average life. Oh, wait. That's already been used in a song. Anyway, I'm a Lafayette native, graduate of Beau Chêne High School and Princeton University, and a lifelong (mostly suffering) New Orleans Saints fan. Growing up, I wanted to be the world heavyweight champion. I've at least attained heavyweight status. I've been told that if I were a wrestler, I'd be called the "Hot Mess Express."
Ian Auzenne
Teen Wounded In Third Opelousas Shooting This Week
The teen remains in the hospital.
Car Burglar Hits Arnaudville Neighborhood
The burglar got away with a gun and ammo.
One Dead in Opelousas Shooting
Police are searching for leads in the case.
Elderly Woman Shot, Killed at New Orleans Graduation
Two others were wounded during the incident which stemmed from a fight.
Juvenile Inmates Escape St. Martin Parish Facility
The escapees are both 19-years-old.
UPDATE: Suspect Running from Police in Video Wanted for Rape
Police caught the suspect shortly after he ditched his car.
Lafayette Officer Indicted; Two Others Cleared of Charges
The charges stemmed from three separate incidents.
St. Martin Parish Deputies Investigating Cecilia Body
The coroner is investigating the cause of death.