If you launch your boat out of the Butte LaRose boat landing in Henderson, Louisiana, then starting this Friday you will have to find another place to do so for a bit.
We were also tempted to note that Baton Rouge is a red flag in general, but at the very least, please hold on to your wives, children, and wallets when the legislature is in session.
How will the state of Louisiana prove it was "You" who was driving your car too fast on the Atchafalaya Basin. Here's one idea the Legislature is considering.